Inap Yu Kisim Sigarap ikam?
I have a cousin who is a bit clumsy with Tok Pisin and got really confused during one conversation some years back. Haus meri laik kuk na em singautim susa long givim em sigarap! Susa em lap tasol na ino bekim toktok blo haus meri. So haus meri repeats: "inap yu kisim sigarap kam?'' - that was it, she was convinced the haus meri was being rude. She storms over to me and demands to know why the bugger wants to see her "scratch herself."