Asskol Brukim Pans Blong Mi
I was sent this one but must share it, pidgin with a little K Ave flavor. Enjoy
There was a break in at a policeman's house the Gordon's Police Barracks so the CID was conducting an investigation and come to house to interview the owner from Kerema as he was not there his wife came to talk to them so she said in Kerema pigin ( please say it K- style).
"Asskol ...asskol brukim pans blong mi na kam insait long hass blong mi na stelim kan blong man blong mi"(raskol...raskol broke my fence, came in to my house and stole my husband's gun).